Barbara Broccoli as 007?

[Count_Lippe]

[The Saint 007]

[commander0077again]

I shay she would make as much sense as the current '007' to use that term loosely.

[Count_Lippe]

[carl stromberg]

Please - no pictures of that dreadful woman on the forum.

[FormerBondFan]

An evil b1tch, she is.

[John P. Drake]

But, she IS the current James Bond, just transports her soul into Daniel Craig's body for contemporary time.

[commander0077again]

Please - no pictures of that dreadful woman on the forum.

"He wouldn't touch that horrible woman."

"Oh, heaven forbid."

[John P. Drake]

James Bond will become Jasmine Bond. LOL!!

[Roger Devereau]

She is a successful villian. Dr No, Blofeld, Hugo Drax et al could not kill Bond but Barbara Broccoli was able to do it.

[John P. Drake]

She is a successful villian. Dr No, Blofeld, Hugo Drax et al could not kill Bond but Barbara Broccoli was able to do it.

Very true.

[commander0077again]

I think Brosnan should do a film with a villain named Dr Babs, who has a henchboy Danny Craig. His name would be Dans, instead of Hans. He could wear foot-high lifts and wear Han's suave black suit, twirling Bab's keys. Brosnan could then toss him into the piranha pool, and say "Just desserts, mon ami!"

[John P. Drake]

I think Brosnan should do a film with a villain named Dr Babs, who has a henchboy Danny Craig. His name would be Dans, instead of Hans. He could wear foot-high lifts and wear Han's suave black suit, twirling Bab's keys. Brosnan could then toss him into the piranha pool, and say "Just desserts, mon ami!"

Well said, sir, and that's some precious idea you've got there!!

[commander0077again]

I think Brosnan should do a film with a villain named Dr Babs, who has a henchboy Danny Craig. His name would be Dans, instead of Hans. He could wear foot-high lifts and wear Han's suave black suit, twirling Bab's keys. Brosnan could then toss him into the piranha pool, and say "Just desserts, mon ami!"

Well said, sir, and that's some precious idea you've got there!!

I also think Vargas from TB would be a good asset to henchboy Dans, sort of like DAF's Wint and Kidd, and they could both wear foot-high lifts and 'aftershave that smell's like a tart's etc.' Dr Babs: "So, Commander .... you finally meet my boy toy, er, your replacement...." "Nothing your esteemed predecessor, er, your father, would have approved...." Brosnan muttered with a sneer. He turns to Dans. "And what do you have to say for yourself?" "845533@@*!!blanket blank like I give a blank!" ***
*** Sorry for the unoriginal take on the Dans, but he's so easy to spoof!

[Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry]

Craig does look like a stock short greasy villian from a sixties show like The Saint.

[John P. Drake]

I think Brosnan should do a film with a villain named Dr Babs, who has a henchboy Danny Craig. His name would be Dans, instead of Hans. He could wear foot-high lifts and wear Han's suave black suit, twirling Bab's keys. Brosnan could then toss him into the piranha pool, and say "Just desserts, mon ami!"

Well said, sir, and that's some precious idea you've got there!!

I also think Vargas from TB would be a good asset to henchboy Dans, sort of like DAF's Wint and Kidd, and they could both wear foot-high lifts and 'aftershave that smell's like a tart's etc.' Dr Babs: "So, Commander .... you finally meet my boy toy, er, your replacement...." "Nothing your esteemed predecessor, er, your father, would have approved...." Brosnan muttered with a sneer. He turns to Dans. "And what do you have to say for yourself?" "845533@@*!!blanket blank like I give a blank!" ***
*** Sorry for the unoriginal take on the Dans, but he's so easy to spoof!

LOL!! That's what would've happened if they have actually met. Craig comes around and says "I'm @^%#-ing careless about it, wanna know why? I wanna $#^43-ing career since my appearances as a B-Movie actor didn't work, so I'd definitely *##@# this woman so she would give me a whole #$$@$-ing money!" This is really absurd. And then, Dr. Babs says "I wouldn't care, Commander, as long as my Danny Boy entertains me. It's amusing. Lulz" LOL!! Like I said, total utter nonsense.