Things QOS has taught us (SPOILERS)

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Things QOS has taught us (SPOILERS)

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Posted by "Tambo007uk" on IMDb:
1. It is possible to drown a girl in oil and take her oil covered body back to her hotel room without being noticed, or leaving streaks of oil on the floor.

2. If you're in a plane that stalls, jump out. You will most likely fall down a fissure in the ground and open your parachute at the last moment. After this chance event, it will also become apparent what the bad guy is up to.

3. It is possible to walk to the nearest village and get a bus back to your hotel after point 2 has happened.

4. MI5 transport terrorists from Austria to Italy to interrogate them. Keep them in the boot of the car. Even if you're shot at and crash, they'll be fine.

5. Always chuck a dead friend in a dumpster, for no apparent reason.

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:lol:
reading those Iam amazed people had the gall to criticize Pierce and Moore.
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5. Always chuck a dead friend in a dumpster, for no apparent reason.
In a modern, practical, industrialized world, where people should learn how to cope up and move on with life, this sets a very good example in dealing for a departed one. Just dump 'em, show no emotion .
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Craig's Bond is injected with a Captain America style "super serum" which allows him to rip off door handles with his hands and knock out multiple MI6 bodyguards in a spilt second - in a lift whilst handcuffed..!
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^That *was* a bit "WTF". :wink:
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carl stromberg wrote:Craig's Bond is injected with a Captain America style "super serum" which allows him to rip off door handles with his hands and knock out multiple MI6 bodyguards in a spilt second - in a lift whilst handcuffed..!
Is that any less rediculous than a guy who escapes a melting ice castle by jumping on a surfboard with a parachute?
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carl stromberg wrote:Craig's Bond is injected with a Captain America style "super serum" which allows him to rip off door handles with his hands and knock out multiple MI6 bodyguards in a spilt second - in a lift whilst handcuffed..!

"The series was rebooted in order to make Bond more 'real' and the movies more 'realistic' in life"

These scenes would be ridiculous for a movie that is supposed to show "a more realistic Bond" and a "realistic Bond movie".
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X3C wrote:
carl stromberg wrote:Craig's Bond is injected with a Captain America style "super serum" which allows him to rip off door handles with his hands and knock out multiple MI6 bodyguards in a spilt second - in a lift whilst handcuffed..!

"The series was rebooted in order to make Bond more 'real' and the movies more 'realistic' in life"

These scenes would be ridiculous for a movie that is supposed to show "a more realistic Bond" and a "realistic Bond movie".
Things QOS has taught me

1 Old Danny boy is not bond and needs replacing
2 the mouthwash eon are drinking aint making it
3 hack of a director
4 hack, hack editor lol
5 lack of old Bond class
6 crap theme tune
7 Bond as presently is is not worth watching! watch a Statham movie instead
:cheers:
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Sorry.Gotta disagree about Statham. *runs*
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Milton Krest wrote: Things QOS has taught me

1 Old Danny boy is not bond and needs replacing
2 the mouthwash eon are drinking aint making it
3 hack of a director
4 hack, hack editor lol
5 lack of old Bond class
6 crap theme tune
7 Bond as presently is is not worth watching! watch a Statham movie instead
:cheers:
Things that QOS should tell the producers:

1. Listen to the opinion of the fans and viewers, (viewers that know who Bond is) look at every aspect don't just look at the potential profit
2. Evaluate.
3. Realize that they need to sell the franchise to someone who knows how to take good care of business and make a real Bond movie.

Or maybe they would carry on with the "I don't care" attitude. As one famous producer said: our obligation is to make money.
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Kristatos wrote:Posted by "Tambo007uk" on IMDb:
1. It is possible to drown a girl in oil and take her oil covered body back to her hotel room without being noticed, or leaving streaks of oil on the floor.

2. If you're in a plane that stalls, jump out. You will most likely fall down a fissure in the ground and open your parachute at the last moment. After this chance event, it will also become apparent what the bad guy is up to.

3. It is possible to walk to the nearest village and get a bus back to your hotel after point 2 has happened.

4. MI5 transport terrorists from Austria to Italy to interrogate them. Keep them in the boot of the car. Even if you're shot at and crash, they'll be fine.

5. Always chuck a dead friend in a dumpster, for no apparent reason.

Feel free to add more...
6. Gravity is less over a schism so try to fall in to one when you find yourself parachuteless.
............ :007:
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They should listen to the fans..Actually, I have to amend that..listen to the fans, but don't listen to the fanboys :twisted:
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katied wrote:They should listen to the fans..Actually, I have to amend that..listen to the fans, but don't listen to the fanboys :twisted:
That is what I meant. The fans and the viewers. The fans and viewers that know who Bond really is. I'm going to amend the first item on my previous post.

Listen to Fanboys? Daniel Craig Fanboys? NO, NEVER, JAMAIS, :down:
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They shouldn't listen to the fanboys,Daniel Craig and in general :wink:
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Milton Krest wrote:
1 Old Danny boy is not bond and needs replacing

:cheers:

1. QOS made a Bourne-Ripoff
2. Daniel Craig's "Bond" image made a Steve McQueen Ripoff

Maybe we can expect a John Wayne or a Dirty-Harry-Clint-Eastwood Ripoff in Bond 23...
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Dr. No wrote::lol:
reading those Iam amazed people had the gall to criticize Pierce and Moore.
makes wind surfing a glacier (and going to space) sound normal
These cristisms are now redundant! QOS is garbage! Brosnan and Moore were great Bonds end of. Daniel Craig is just not James Bond.
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Milton Krest wrote:Daniel Craig is just not James Bond.
Just like the website says. It's redundant, but not tiring to read and hear. :cheers:
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