Daniel Craig: How I became an Agent.

[Skywalker]

Daniel Thaddeus Craig was born in 1957 to parents Humperdinck and Elspeth Craig. Although it is widely reported that Daniel Craig is 39 years of age, this is simply not true. This misinformation clearly addresses the aged look that Craig possesses. Daniel began his earlier life in the run down area of Handbridge in Chester. His Father, Humperdinck, worked in the town’s quarry as a crane operative, and often took Daniel along with him. The drive to work was always a cherished moment for Humperdinck, as he got to drive his prized, Ford Anglia. “Can’t beat a Ford” Humperdinck used to tell his son.

After leaving school with no qualifications, Daniel Craig accepted a job as a glass collector at the Handbridge Miners Welfare, where his Mother Elspeth worked part-time. A night would not pass without there being some sort of altercation at the welfare. Fights where frequent and often bloody. Unfortunately, Daniel often found himself involved in any scuffle going. Nobody seemed to give a d**n and Daniel was no different. Brawling was in the blood. His father Humperdinck was the inter quarry wrestling champion and went by the alias ‘The big Hump’. His sister Hyacinth, a window cleaner, had no airs and graces. She was currently enjoying a 4 year unbeaten record as arm wrestling champ at the welfare. Daniel admired Hyacinth; she had huge arms and was often described as being blunt and raw. He liked the fact she did not stand out and was deemed to be an average, run of the mill woman (Well for Handbridge anyway).

Daniel Craig’s life changed dramatically during a midweek bingo night at the welfare. A smooth, suave looking gent entered the place and proceeded to the toilet. Our man Dan, who combined his glass collecting duties with the occasional toilet clean, had just finished mopping the floor of the gents. To his horror, the smooth looking gent had mud on his feet. Master Craig yelled “Oiy you tw*t, I just mopped that”. By this time the suave looking gent had gone inside. Young Craig followed him in and beat the living sh*t out of him. When the suave looking gent eventually came round, he sought out the blonde thug and praised him on his fighting skills. “Where looking to recruit Rookie Agents, would you be interested?” asked the suave looking gent. “Do I get to beat people up” replied Craig. “You may need to defend yourself when the need arises, but we will teach you the finer things in life and the skills necessary to carry out sensitive missions. As an agent, you’ll get to eat the finest food and drink expensive wine”. “What like Lambrini” A beaming Craig asked.

30 years later, Daniel Craig finds himself on location in Madagascar.

[English Agent]

Blimey, that was some biography!

Very amusing 'Skywalker'..............liked the bit about Craigs dad being
a crane operator.

[katied]

Ha! Love that his sister's name is Hyacinth(though that always makes me think of Hyacinth Bouquet-now there's an obscure reference!)

[carl stromberg]

Ha! Love that his sister's name is Hyacinth(though that always makes me think of Hyacinth Bouquet-now there's an obscure reference!)

Not to an Englishman like me.

[Skywalker]

Blimey, that was some biography!

Very amusing 'Skywalker'..............liked the bit about Craigs dad being
a crane operator.

Thought you'd enjoy that bit.

[Commander 0077]

Skywalker Scores Again!

Five Stars

"This is the stuff that dreams are made of. Superlative stuff, Mr. Skywalker. We can only hope for Moore."
New York Grimes Reviews

Astonishing!

"You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss ten bucks goodbye. As a biographer, Skywalker knows no equal. Move over, Boswell and Dr Watson. We finally get an inkling on what makes Daniel Craig tick. And why he can be ticked and tick others."
Roger Eborf
Chicago Bun Times

"I'm in Love, Darlinks!"
Now we know why Daniel Craig will be the next Bogart, Gable and Flynn all rolled into one. Handsome, rakish, tough yet lovable, Craig has it all, and Skywalker gives us the real goods!"
Hedda Hapless
Hollywood off Vine Gossip Columns

[Skywalker]

Skywalker Scores Again!

Five Stars

"This is the stuff that dreams are made of. Superlative stuff, Mr. Skywalker. We can only hope for Moore."
New York Grimes Reviews

Astonishing!

"You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss ten bucks goodbye. As a biographer, Skywalker knows no equal. Move over, Boswell and Dr Watson. We finally get an inkling on what makes Daniel Craig tick. And why he can be ticked and tick others."
Roger Eborf
Chicago Bun Times

"I'm in Love, Darlinks!"
Now we know why Daniel Craig will be the next Bogart, Gable and Flynn all rolled into one. Handsome, rakish, tough yet lovable, Craig has it all, and Skywalker gives us the real goods!"
Hedda Hapless
Hollywood off Vine Gossip Columns

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[English Agent]

Very amusing 'Commander 0077'.

Do you by any chance work in the media industry?

[james stock]

Daniel Thaddeus Craig was born in 1957 to parents Humperdinck and Elspeth Craig. Although it is widely reported that Daniel Craig is 39 years of age, this is simply not true. This misinformation clearly addresses the aged look that Craig possesses. Daniel began his earlier life in the run down area of Handbridge in Chester. His Father, Humperdinck, worked in the town’s quarry as a crane operative, and often took Daniel along with him. The drive to work was always a cherished moment for Humperdinck, as he got to drive his prized, Ford Anglia. “Can’t beat a Ford” Humperdinck used to tell his son.

After leaving school with no qualifications, Daniel Craig accepted a job as a glass collector at the Handbridge Miners Welfare, where his Mother Elspeth worked part-time. A night would not pass without there being some sort of altercation at the welfare. Fights where frequent and often bloody. Unfortunately, Daniel often found himself involved in any scuffle going. Nobody seemed to give a d**n and Daniel was no different. Brawling was in the blood. His father Humperdinck was the inter quarry wrestling champion and went by the alias ‘The big Hump’. His sister Hyacinth, a window cleaner, had no airs and graces. She was currently enjoying a 4 year unbeaten record as arm wrestling champ at the welfare. Daniel admired Hyacinth; she had huge arms and was often described as being blunt and raw. He liked the fact she did not stand out and was deemed to be an average, run of the mill woman (Well for Handbridge anyway).

Daniel Craig’s life changed dramatically during a midweek bingo night at the welfare. A smooth, suave looking gent entered the place and proceeded to the toilet. Our man Dan, who combined his glass collecting duties with the occasional toilet clean, had just finished mopping the floor of the gents. To his horror, the smooth looking gent had mud on his feet. Master Craig yelled “Oiy you tw*t, I just mopped that”. By this time the suave looking gent had gone inside. Young Craig followed him in and beat the living sh*t out of him. When the suave looking gent eventually came round, he sought out the blonde thug and praised him on his fighting skills. “Where looking to recruit Rookie Agents, would you be interested?” asked the suave looking gent. “Do I get to beat people up” replied Craig. “You may need to defend yourself when the need arises, but we will teach you the finer things in life and the skills necessary to carry out sensitive missions. As an agent, you’ll get to eat the finest food and drink expensive wine”. “What like Lambrini” A beaming Craig asked.

30 years later, Daniel Craig finds himself on location in Madagascar.

Daniel Thaddeus Criag Bit of personal trivia i was born and lived in Chester i still visit family there. I will look out for cranes the next time i go

[Skywalker]

Daniel Thaddeus Criag Bit of personal trivia i was born and lived in Chester i still visit family there. I will look out for cranes the next time i go

This web page helped.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handbridge

I'm sure Chester is a wonderfull place.

[Commander 0077]

Very amusing 'Commander 0077'.

Do you by any chance work in the media industry?

Nope. Although I've had experience with the Rack, I've never had any with the Press. I've seen enuff torture in a certain film to last two lifetimes.

[Dr. No]

Skywalker Scores Again!

Five Stars

"This is the stuff that dreams are made of. Superlative stuff, Mr. Skywalker. We can only hope for Moore."
New York Grimes Reviews

Astonishing!

"You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss ten bucks goodbye. As a biographer, Skywalker knows no equal. Move over, Boswell and Dr Watson. We finally get an inkling on what makes Daniel Craig tick. And why he can be ticked and tick others."
Roger Eborf
Chicago Bun Times

"I'm in Love, Darlinks!"
Now we know why Daniel Craig will be the next Bogart, Gable and Flynn all rolled into one. Handsome, rakish, tough yet lovable, Craig has it all, and Skywalker gives us the real goods!"
Hedda Hapless
Hollywood off Vine Gossip Columns

You said it Commander! A++++

[Skywalker]

Skywalker Scores Again!

Five Stars

"This is the stuff that dreams are made of. Superlative stuff, Mr. Skywalker. We can only hope for Moore."
New York Grimes Reviews

Astonishing!

"You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss ten bucks goodbye. As a biographer, Skywalker knows no equal. Move over, Boswell and Dr Watson. We finally get an inkling on what makes Daniel Craig tick. And why he can be ticked and tick others."
Roger Eborf
Chicago Bun Times

"I'm in Love, Darlinks!"
Now we know why Daniel Craig will be the next Bogart, Gable and Flynn all rolled into one. Handsome, rakish, tough yet lovable, Craig has it all, and Skywalker gives us the real goods!"
Hedda Hapless
Hollywood off Vine Gossip Columns

You said it Commander! A++++

Glad you liked it DR.