Flagship (DBS) back as Bond returns

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The Sweeney wrote: Guess I just don't find it funny. I find some posters on here funny who are DCINB'ers (007's harsh comments sometimes make me chuckle. Carl can be quite funny, so can Skywalker. Kris is just a general all-round nice guy). It's just that the tone of many of your posts are not coming across as someone having a laugh, but as someone seriously bitter and twisted about the whole Craig affair, and is looking desperately for any angle to bash him, even if it contradicts what has gone before in a Bond film. And the fact that myself and Stocks responded to you in a debate, you resorted immediately in calling us trolls.
Well said.
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The Sweeney wrote:
Mazer Rackham wrote: You thought this was serious?
"Photoshop that with Craig's head then add the caption "ticket please"
Now were ready for the head line Craig's wrecks DBS for second time moments after Quark starts. What is Craig's aversion to the road? Inquiring minds want to know."
You take Craig way too seriously. I make a joke about him riding the bus to work, all of the its sudden blasphemy? It's humor
Guess I just don't find it funny. I find some posters on here funny who are DCINB'ers (007's harsh comments sometimes make me chuckle. Carl can be quite funny, so can Skywalker. Kris is just a general all-round nice guy). It's just that the tone of many of your posts are not coming across as someone having a laugh, but as someone seriously bitter and twisted about the whole Craig affair, and is looking desperately for any angle to bash him, even if it contradicts what has gone before in a Bond film. And the fact that myself and Stocks responded to you in a debate, you resorted immediately in calling us trolls.

With regards my deleted post, I'd be interested to know which post it was. Do you still have the reference anywhere?
can't recall
It was something trollish, which is why I called a spade a spade.


There was noting contradictory in what I said. You tired to make it about something it wasn't.

bitter and twisted is you affair. I won't accept your assertions and respond in the same way you lay it out. Last time you make some stupidly inflammatory about out the Craig juggernaut, trollish, then try to act like you were trying to have a reasonable debate when you were antagonizing the populace here.
Then your partner makes ass clown and rape comments, that alone has got to be worth a good laugh :lol: . And let me tell you classy all the way. :^o):
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Lets test some humor

I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.

Whoa, what do we have here, a Baldwin brother?

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Without the context, you did come off as someone who's family was raped and murdered by Craig. Forgive the hyperbole, but that's just how you came off without letting anyone in on the humor. If I were to call you a "f**king c**t" in a humorous manner I wouldn't leave it as those two words alone. Again, Carl is much better at this, learn from him.
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stockslivevan wrote:Without the context, you did come off as someone who's family was raped and murdered by Craig. Forgive the hyperbole, but that's just how you came off without letting anyone in on the humor. If I were to call you a "f**king c**t" in a humorous manner I wouldn't leave it as those two words alone. Again, Carl is much better at this, learn from him.
Alright lets call it a night and end it amicably
Shake on it?
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Only a total vagina overflowing with centipedes and broken glass would respond this way to my carefully thought out witticism in such a manner.



























Yeah sure, why not? :)

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Awwwww....all buddies together now, eh. Have we kissed and made up now.

Ok, I'll shake on it too. 8)
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Re: Flagship (DBS) back as Bond returns

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We paused the thread on a good note :cheers: and reviewed it.

Back on the 19th in attempt to preempt what I perceived as the possible start of a flame war some comments were edited and posts were deleted.

No marks nor warnings were issued.

Nobody filed a complaint. This action was undertaken in an effort to keep the discussion civil by removing incendiary material baiting each other.

Since it could be consider offensive a spoiler was placed around stockslivevan’s final quip to Mazer Rackham. Let me stress that nobody complained, this is only a measure for the other members of our forum.

Seeing as how everyone involved agreed to come to a good end it does not appear that further action is needed.
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