The BJMDDS General Discussion Thread......

[Alessandra]

I want to see FBF and Ms. B alone in a locked room, one on one, and we will get results.

You're cruel BJ. Mean and cruel. Why impose such punishment on poor FBF? he's a young innocent soul, Cougar Babs would try to corrupt him!

[FormerBondFan]

Why not sending bondnotblonde in a room alone with the Queen B1tch?

[007]

Why not sending bondnotblonde in a room alone with the Queen B1tch?

That might not be a good idea. If he's really Jerry she'd end up casting him as Bond.

[oscartheman]

I just posted a new thread in News for this, but, Variety just let it out that they're going to release the movie TWO weeks earlier in the Uk & Ireland. So once again, release news. With no script, no actors cast. I just can't wrap my head around this. It's starting to become incredibly weird.

Bond 23: Why is the script gone?

Why is there no Bond?

[bjmdds]

FBF, will you see Green Lantern soon? Voldemort or Darth Vader, which do you prefer as a villain? What music do you listen to with MJ gone?

[FormerBondFan]

FBF, will you see Green Lantern soon?

Not on the opening day.

Voldemort or Darth Vader, which do you prefer as a villain?

Vader

What music do you listen to with MJ gone?

Mostly movie and TV soundtracks.

[FormerBondFan]

Why not sending bondnotblonde in a room alone with the Queen B1tch?

That might not be a good idea. If he's really Jerry she'd end up casting him as Bond.

If DC could be Bond, why not Jerry?

[Blowfeld]

I never got the Green Lantern.

[bjmdds]

Did Martin Campbell?

[Capt. Sir Dominic Flandry]

Anyone want one of these tea towels?

http://www.emmabridgewater.co.uk/Pink-H ... 4Qodvxb-uA

[Omega]

Did Martin Campbell?

That's the $200 million dollar question.

[Omega]

Anyone want one of these tea towels?

http://www.emmabridgewater.co.uk/Pink-H ... 4Qodvxb-uA

A little disturbing. With anyone's name on it!

Don't think it will be a big seller then they only need one buyer like Craig did!

[bjmdds]

She looks a little too happy slouching over into him. This was a casting couch deal.

[Alessandra]

BJ I beg you. I had a very nice dinner, I don't want my digestion to be disturbed by casting couch thoughts that include Ms Broccoli with no matter who. Especially not the Craigster!

Now seriously.. who the hell produced those towels?! HORRID. And let me specify, I wouldn't buy them even if they had PIERCE on them. Henry Cavill, on the other hand... No I'm joking. I just find that type of thing incredibly tacky.

[katied]

Tacky isn't even the word for those towels.Would love to know how many she's sold!

[bjmdds]

That love struck photo above is priceless and Brocolli and her cleavage are responsible for the mess this franchise is in. Just look at how relaxed she looks with him.

[katied]

Babs is in her 50's but she thinks she's 25.(and dresses the part!)

[FormerBondFan]

Wow! What a b1tch?

[shaken not stirred]

Babs: That's right...yes I do want you to dress up as a woman again...er for awareness issues....yes as james bond...remember you can't back down since I have these
Craig: Not my
Babs: Yes.. I keep them in My purse
(Brosnan walks past) Brosnan: Man, she really has you by the balls doesn't she..so has she made you put on a dress as 007 yet (laughs).
Craig: .....no (looking uncomfortable).
(Brosnan walks up to connery, moore, dalton): hey lads..she made him put on a dress (all of them look at each other and laugh )
Craig: Do I look like I give a d**n?
Moore: Calm down.....jane bond (roger moore raises an eyebrow) (all of them look at each other and fall over again)
Connery: Better be careful...that's property of a lady (all burst into laughter again) Cmo'n guys give the guy a break....atleast we all know how to drive a manual, aren't afraid of guns and heights (looks at craig)...whoops (all burst into laughter again).
Craig: You wont be laughing when quantum of solace 2 comes out
(everyone looks at craig, bursts into laughter)
Dalton: Glad I had sense and left after my 2nd film blew.
Mendez: do you chaps mind....we're trying to make this into a work of art, as majestic as that of the mona lisa.
Connery: You think james bond is meant to be art, a realistic spectacle of life instead of the fantasy boys and adult men wish they could have and wish they could be 007?, why not make othello with bond..why stop there let's do hamlett with bond.
mendez: if you chaps must know we want to make bond even darker, add more layers and have mature villains
Connery: are you writing a soap or a bond film or a theatre play?
Dalton: when you make bond too dark you make him unlikeable (looks over at craig)...oh (everyone bursts into laughter again).
Craig: don't force me to use this (craig pouts).
Brosnan: don't look lads, it can only hurt you if you look.
Babs: Calm down craig, otherwise you won't get some icecream
Craig: Do I get a party hat, some jelly and balloons.
Babs: Anything for My special pet er I mean client
Craig: Yay, I get cake (craig blows raspberry at real bonds and does another pout).
Other bonds: Thank god we left when the series was still great.

Another analogy



Craig: Gee babs, what are we gonna do tonight?
bags: same thing we do every few years craig, try to further ruin the bond franchise.
They're cregg and babsilla, they're cregg and babsilla, one is art mad the other's insane, to prove their franchise ruining worth, they ruined bond for all it's worth, they're cregg, they're cregg and babsilla silla silla.

[Bond77]

Whoa shaken not stirred! You heard all of that go down?! How did you get into that dinner party?!