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Continued: So in conclusion this was about as funny as Russell Brand...
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Kristatos wrote:Here's a poor-quality copy that someone recorded off the TV with a camcorder. It took a very long time to get to a pretty lame punchline.

https://youtu.be/DQUd2BnS8pM
Who was the real voice supposed to be?

I dunno maybe my expectations were too low but it wasn't that bad. The psa was soooooooo horrible I was expecting something that bad.

Over all I did think it was funny. part of what was funny to me was these guys are so full of themselves they don't realize that because they alway act so serious about praising themselves each movie it makes the fake documentary praise all that more revealing.

IMO the funny part was not the "bond sounds like a little girl " and acts like a brat (which Craig does from the stories we get him on set each movie), it's the stuck up producers director and actors telling you with the same straight face saying this crap, the same kind of crap they will use selling the next movie and the one after. That was funnier to me.

But maybe Lazenby fans and the earlier movie fans when they did redub voices have a reason to be upset.

In a way this was the least amount of effort these people could put in to being part of this, the people who produced the comedy part redubing it and whatever else had to be done had a better sense of using the bond music and where to place the f'ing gun barrel than eon has for the last 9 years . At least I assume the comedy part was produced out side eon it seemed like it was.


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Happy "Pi" day . For those with Xbox MS has their streaming music pass for $31.41 (get it , Pi) for a year regularly $99.

You have to buy it through the ms store I don't think it shows up in the Xbox menu


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The real voice was Gok Wan, who I'm told is some kind of fashion guru. He seems to have become famous during the time I was living in the States and now he's everywhere, but he's one of those people who I know is a celebrity, but I couldn't really tell you why (a bit like the Kardashians).
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Hey,guys did anyone see a Superbowl Kia commercial with Pierce?It's more of a Bond movie than any Craig movies. :007:
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Oops, looks like I made a mistake. It wasn't Gok Wan, it was Alan Carr, a very camp chat show host. Since the basic joke was the same (a very un-macho man turning out to be the real voice of Bond) and you didn't really see him face-on, I got the two mixed up.
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Read the comments. They are correct. What kind of rubbish was that? If Cr-egg was a court jester everyone would be on Prozac. That was DREADFUL :!: :down:
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It lacked humour. I wonder if it was written by the same team behind the Craig era dialogue? :wink:
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Veronica wrote:Hey,guys did anyone see a Superbowl Kia commercial with Pierce?It's more of a Bond movie than any Craig movies. :007:
it was good a lot of people I know like it.

I made a bad joke about his garage catching on fire because of the Kia. Kia is a decent car but has the Yugo image in people's mind .
But in reality if he was a electric car it was probable those Batteries catch fire all the time.


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Daltonite Toothpaste wrote:It lacked humour. I wonder if it was written by the same team behind the Craig era dialogue? :wink:
It was apparently written by David Walliams and the Dawson Brothers. Three writers, one joke.
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Kristatos wrote:
Daltonite Toothpaste wrote:It lacked humour. I wonder if it was written by the same team behind the Craig era dialogue? :wink:
It was apparently written by David Walliams and the Dawson Brothers. Three writers, one joke.
Don't get me wrong, I thought that it was in a good cause. But it had all the humour of a party political broadcast.
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Daltonite Toothpaste wrote:
Kristatos wrote:
Daltonite Toothpaste wrote:It lacked humour. I wonder if it was written by the same team behind the Craig era dialogue? :wink:
It was apparently written by David Walliams and the Dawson Brothers. Three writers, one joke.
Don't get me wrong, I thought that it was in a good cause. But it had all the humour of a party political broadcast.
All the humour was concentrated on the dialogue along with the accents, which were humorous in a lame way. I have to give the 007 Franchise credit for participating in a worthy cause however in the future they should look to the Doctor Who Franchise for the right way to do it, hire Rowan Atkinson as 007 #7! ;)

I would have gone with a round-robin Bond story getting different actors associated with casting rumours along with Daniel to play 007 in short stories done in a humorous way. The voice over meme was well I think we are agreeing pretty much on what it was... shall we say lacking. However I will give them full marks for their participation. Althou it did make me recall how much I dislike the Bill Tanner actor.
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Cr-egg sounded like the emasculated Bond Broccoli turned him into.
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It didn't make me laugh but I don't think it was the worst thing I've ever seen. Imo this proves we need more fan dubbing of the movies. The best part was Moore .




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Brosnan was funnier on SNL.

It's probably lost on since me I didn't get it. It reminded of genuinely unfunny people trying to crack a joke only to forget the punchline. It was interesting to see what they did guess it supposed to be similar to the LOTR shorts for the MTV movie awards. :?
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A Matt Helm marathon is starting now on the GET TV channel. I will thoroughly enjoy watching FUN spy films, drenched in escapism, and Lovey Kravezit as the secretary :!: :lol:
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Kingsman still holding on coming back for 3rd place in a weak weekend

$275 million almost certainly a money maker for the studio


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I meant weak weekend overall Cinderella was good but other movies were weak


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The 50 Shades Of Grief finally dwindled down but made a HUGE profit for the producers.
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Happy st Patrick's day!


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