The gayest straight movies of all time

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The gayest straight movies of all time

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Some lighthearted fun for the weekend
The gayest straight movies of all time
Read between the lines - these straight movies are really gay
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Some movies are openly, proudly gay in theme or content, while others - like the five below - are ultimately gayer than they pretend not to be. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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CASINO ROYALE (2006) – Not only the hottest Bond (says me), Daniel Craig’s portrayal of 007 as more thug than smug is also the first to suggest an interest in a sexuality other than safely straight. Case in point: the torture scene in which the naked Bond is bound to a chair (its seat removed, no less) and ball-whacked by his interrogator, the taunted and teased Le Chiffre.

With seemingly equal waves of pleasure and pain registering on his face, this scene evolves into a satisfying same sex S&M domination session, complete with happy ending (for Bond, at least).

Read between the lines:

Le Chiffre: “Wow. You’ve taken good care of your body. Such…a waste.”

Bond: “I’ve got a little itch down there. Would you mind?”

Bond: “Now the whole world’s gonna know you died scratching my balls!”
Too bad they forgot about the frozypop inspiring scene :roll:
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Wot, no Ben Hur or POTC?
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It has to be said, Craig looks simian in that photo.
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I can see how the torture scene might be considered homoerotic .
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there was certainly a "gay" vibe in Casino Royale that was not in any of the other Bond movies before it
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Omega wrote:there was certainly a "gay" vibe in Casino Royale that was not in any of the other Bond movies before it
Ummm...Wint and Kidd, anybody?
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Kristatos wrote:
Omega wrote:there was certainly a "gay" vibe in Casino Royale that was not in any of the other Bond movies before it
Ummm...Wint and Kidd, anybody?
Exactly! :wink:
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